For example:
If the groom is a bad cook: “When I used to share an apartment with [groom], it was his job to cook all the meals, and it was my job to go from room to room taking out all the batteries from the smoke alarms.”
If the groom is a lousy singer: “I’d like to say that [the groom] sings with lots of feeling. But let’s be honest—if he had any feelings, he wouldn’t sing at all.”
If the groom is chatty: “[Groom] has the uncanny ability to talk for hours on any subject—and days if he knows anything about it.”
Best Man Speech Examples
Here are a few sample best man speeches you can use as inspiration to create your own personalized speech:
Funny Best Man Speech
Hello! For those of you who don’t know me, I’m Sam, the best man. I’ve known Michael (groom) since middle school, which means since before we learned what a mullet is and that it wasn’t a good look for either of us.
Michael and Chrissy (bride) told me there are some topics I should avoid in this speech so… [Look through cue cards, then shake head and dramatically drop them all to the floor but one.]
[Reading from the remaining cue card] …Michael is the best friend I’ve ever had. He’s done so many beautiful things that it would be difficult to name them all … Hey, Michael, I can’t read your handwriting here!
But seriously, it’s all true. This guy is a great friend—the best I’ve got—and I’m very proud to stand by his side today.
Chrissy, I was hoping to be the best-looking person in the room today but I failed miserably. You look beautiful. I’m so happy for the two of you.
May you always find joy in the little things, like Xbox and Star Wars, oh wait, no that was Sam and me in middle school. Find joy in each other, and have a lifetime of happiness together. Let’s toast the bride and groom!
Short Best Man Speech
As the poet Dante once said, “A great flame follows a little spark.” When Matt (groom) met Sarah (bride), there was a little spark. I know because I talked to him the next day.
From the way he talked about her, this girl he chatted up at a party, I could tell this spark was something special.
You two are great together. May the flame burn long—and may spark continue to fly.
To the bride and groom. Cheers.
Best Man Speech for Brother
On my fourth birthday, my parents got me a brother… I wanted a puppy.
But seriously, as a kid [groom] wanted to do everything I did. He used to follow me around. He used to sneak in my room and play with my Matchbox cars. Mom and Dad could get him to eat his broccoli by making me eat my broccoli.
It wasn’t until after I went to college that he started going down his path. He started doing volunteer work. He found a job he loves, an apartment that’s pretty killer and, of course, he found Beth.
Beth, you look beautiful today. And you make my brother so happy. Thank you for doing that. He’s a good guy. To me, he’s the best person you can have by your side.
I’m so happy you two found each other. I mean it when I say that I’m gaining a sister today.
And I’m glad I didn’t get a puppy. I love you, little brother.
Congratulations to both of you. I wish you a lifetime of love and happiness together. Let’s toast the bride and groom!
Heartfelt Best Man Speech
In preparation for this day, I Googled “heartfelt best man speech” and I found a website with thousands of different speech examples that I could pay to see. But I’m cheap, so I’m just winging it.
For those of you who don’t know me, I’m Jim. I’ve known Rich (groom) since we were freshmen at USC. We were roommates and the thing I remember most about Rich was this giant Styx poster he put up in the room.
Seriously, who was into Styx in 2006? Anyway, once I got over my embarrassment about having that ridiculous poster in my dorm room, and I got to know Rich, I realized he’s a pretty great guy.
He let me have his $300 chemistry textbook. He drove four hours to help me move into my apartment. He never murdered me in my sleep because of my terrible snoring.
And Janet (bride). She’s become a good friend too. Janet, thank you for rescuing me when I got a flat tire and for going to the chili place with Rich and me a million times even though you’re a vegetarian. You’re the best. And for introducing me to all the bridesmaids. Oh wait, you still need to do that.
You two are the best friends I could ask for. And, more importantly, you’re the best together. You deserve all the happiness in the world.
May your marriage be filled with laughter and love. And may this be just the beginning of a great romance. I hope I did okay wing it.
Here’s to the bride and groom. Cheers!